The human remains of pop sensation Justin Bieber were found buried in the back yard of high school teacher, Bryan Dahlie. Dahlie who fled the country three days earlier, was unable to contact for questioning. After searching Dahlie's house, police found a shrine dedicated to Bieber. Police also found Dahlie's private journal, and determined that Dahlie had a burning love for Bieber that could never be fulfilled due to the sex and age differences. Millions of little girls and boys around the nation are asking for Dahlie's head on a pike. Rumor has it that Dahlie is living with his cousin in Norway. A group of students that know Dahlie best are in the process of tracking him throughout the slopes of the Norwegian Mountains. "The Group" consists of Tim "Buckshot" Alberts, Matt "Deerbuck" Hecht, Brandon "Wedge" Vanderlinden, Sawyer "Bullseye Joe" Johnson, Bjorn "Booger" Johnson, and Austin "Squirrel" Kissel. The Group is hot on the tail of Dahlie, and rumor has it that Dahlie is after boy band sensation "One Direction". When will the killing end?
What about Michael "hogtie" Weborg?
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